{"product_id":"a-basic-gift-for-a-basic-bitch-gift-bag","title":"A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag by Wood Rocket provides a humorous and direct way to present gag gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle, this single-size bag measures 11.25 inches high and 9 inches long, ideal for white elephant exchanges or playful presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis snarky gift bag from Wood Rocket offers a unique alternative to traditional wrapping paper. Its bold message is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of humor and passive-aggressiveness in their gift-giving. The durable Kraft paper construction ensures your present is well-contained, while the brown ribbon handle adds a simple, classic touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirectly states its purpose — a snarky gift bag for gag gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy Kraft paper — ensures durability for your present.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a brown ribbon handle — provides a comfortable carrying option.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle size fits most gag gifts — dimensions are 11.25\" H x 9\" L.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds humor to any occasion — perfect for white elephant exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eBag Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals looking for humorous gag gifts, participants in white elephant exchanges, or anyone who enjoys a playful, passive-aggressive approach to gift-giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the exact dimensions of this gift bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch gift bag measures 11.25 inches in height, 9 inches in length, and 4 inches in width, making it a versatile size for various gag gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat material is this gift bag made from?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis snarky gift bag is constructed from Kraft paper, a durable and classic material that provides a sturdy base for your present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this bag suitable for any type of gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile designed for gag gifts and humorous occasions like white elephant exchanges, its sturdy construction means it can hold most standard-sized gifts. The humor is best suited for friends with a similar sense of wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag from Wood Rocket offers a humorous Kraft paper solution with a ribbon handle, perfect for gag gifts and white elephant exchanges. Its 11.25\" H x 9\" L size fits many presents.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Any Occasion","offer_id":42527685181514,"sku":"WR-BAG-007","price":10.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/WR-BAG-007.jpg?v=1757961248","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/a-basic-gift-for-a-basic-bitch-gift-bag","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}