{"product_id":"all-dicks-naughty-straws","title":"All Dicks Naughty Straws - Asst. Colors Pack of 11","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe All Dicks Naughty Straws from Eldorado Trading Company are uniquely designed drinking accessories, featuring 11 assorted penis-shaped options in vibrant colors that align with the Progress Flag.\u003c\/strong\u003e These plastic straws offer a playful and stylish way to enjoy beverages at LGBTQ+ events and gatherings, ensuring inclusivity and fun for all attendees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your next celebration with these conversation-starting straws. Unlike standard party supplies, the All Dicks Naughty Straws offer a distinctive and memorable way to serve drinks, perfect for pride events, bachelorette parties, or any gathering where a touch of playful flair is desired. Their assorted colors ensure everyone can find a shade that resonates with them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful penis shape — adds a unique, humorous element to any beverage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 assorted vibrant colors — inspired by the Progress Flag for festive occasions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable plastic construction — designed for repeated use at parties and events.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInclusive design for LGBTQ+ events — ensures everyone feels represented and celebrated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous 5-inch length — suitable for a variety of glasses and drink containers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 straws\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Assorted (Progress Flag inspired)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals hosting or attending LGBTQ+ pride events, bachelorette parties, or themed celebrations; those who appreciate novelty drinkware and want to add a fun, inclusive element to their gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are these straws made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese novelty straws are constructed from durable plastic, making them suitable for a variety of beverages and reusable for multiple events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long are the straws?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach straw measures 5 inches in length, a versatile size that fits well in most standard glasses, cups, and cocktail shakers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I choose specific colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe All Dicks Naughty Straws come in an assorted pack of 11 colors, inspired by the Progress Flag, offering a vibrant mix for your event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe All Dicks Naughty Straws provide 11 vibrantly colored, penis-shaped plastic drinking accessories, perfect for adding a playful and inclusive touch to LGBTQ+ events and parties.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper","offers":[{"title":"Novelties","offer_id":42526551441482,"sku":"KHE-NVS99","price":5.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/KHE-NVS99_fec51b01-14d5-45f1-8c8d-c08c14c7fc71.jpg?v=1757656834","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/all-dicks-naughty-straws","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}