{"product_id":"best-titties-alive-card","title":"For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card from Kush Kards is a humorous A2-sized card, measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\".\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with quality paper, it includes a matching envelope and is presented in protective plastic packaging. This card is designed for lighthearted occasions, offering a playful way to celebrate someone special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis unique greeting card from Kush Kards offers a memorable way to send a playful message. Unlike generic cards, the \"Best Titties Alive\" design provides a bold and humorous statement perfect for specific, lighthearted celebrations. The card is printed on quality paper stock, ensuring it feels substantial and looks premium, making your sentiment stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous and bold design — features the \"Best Titties Alive\" slogan for a playful message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for a standard, easy-to-mail format.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuality paper stock — provides a substantial feel and premium look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ensures a complete and presentable package.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtective plastic packaging — keeps the card and envelope pristine until delivered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.75\" L x 7.5\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic Sleeve, Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals looking for a humorous and unconventional greeting card for friends or partners, ages 21+, for occasions like birthdays or celebrations where a playful and cheeky tone is appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and is convenient to handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the card includes a matching envelope so you have everything you need to send it. It's also protected in a plastic sleeve to keep it in perfect condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of occasions is this card best for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is best suited for lighthearted and humorous occasions among close friends or partners. Think birthdays, anniversaries, or just because, when you want to share a laugh and a cheeky compliment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card by Kush Kards offers a playful A2 size (4.25\" x 5.5\") on quality paper. It includes a matching envelope, making it a unique choice for lighthearted celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Any Occasion","offer_id":42527767396426,"sku":"KK-NK-RECORD","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/KK-NK-RECORD.jpg?v=1760541899","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/best-titties-alive-card","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}