{"product_id":"calm-the-fuck-down","title":"Calm The Fuck Down - Funny Candle 8 oz Soy Wax","description":"Transform your space and lighten the mood with the Calm The Fuck Down - Funny Candle. This unique 8 oz soy wax candle not only fills your room with delightful fragrance but also delivers a hearty dose of humor that encourages relaxation and laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted with care in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, each candle is hand-poured using 100% soy wax, ensuring a clean and eco-friendly burn. With a rustic, artisanal look, these candles provide a generous 40+ hour burn time, allowing you to enjoy their light and scent for longer. The cheeky labeling adds a touch of personality, making it a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh while promoting a cozy atmosphere.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDont miss out on the chance to brighten up your home or surprise a friend with this hilarious and functional decor piece. Grab your Calm The Fuck Down candle today and let the good vibes flow.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• These 8oz, USA-made candles boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment.","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Candles","offer_id":42527995985994,"sku":"GEGCAN-03","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/GEGCAN-03.jpg?v=1757959387","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/calm-the-fuck-down","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}