{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-still-horny-card","title":"Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card from Kush Kards is a humorous A2-sized card, measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\".\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring a playful coffin motif and a cheeky message, this card is designed for those who embrace a bold, perhaps even morbid, sense of humor while still celebrating desire. It's perfect for expressing a unique blend of dark wit and playful arousal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card offers a distinctive way to express affection with its darkly humorous theme. The coffin design and the 'Dead Inside But Still Horny' message set it apart from traditional romantic cards. It’s ideal for partners or friends who appreciate a bit of gallows humor and a playful wink at life’s more primal urges, making any occasion feel a little more exciting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky, dark humor message — perfect for a partner with a morbid sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique coffin motif design — stands out from typical Valentine's or anniversary cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for easy mailing or hand-delivery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for gifting right out of the packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable cardstock construction — ensures the card holds its shape and message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful yet provocative tone — expresses desire with a witty, unforgettable twist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" x 5.5\" (A2 Size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Greeting Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card and Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Humorous, Naughty, Dark Humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking a humorous and unconventional greeting card for a partner or close friend who enjoys dark humor, witty puns, and a playful, provocative message. Suitable for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because, for those aged 18+ who appreciate a bold statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an A2-sized card, which measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. It's a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and comes with a matching envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of occasions is this card best for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s perfect for occasions where you want to express affection with a unique, humorous twist. Think anniversaries, birthdays, or just a playful 'thinking of you' for someone who appreciates dark humor and a naughty message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the card come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It comes packaged in a plastic bag for protection, ensuring it arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card offers a 4.25\" x 5.5\" A2 size with a coffin motif and a witty, naughty message. It's the ideal choice for expressing desire with unforgettable dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Any Occasion","offer_id":42527767658570,"sku":"KK-NK-HORNY","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/KK-NK-HORNY.jpg?v=1760541904","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/dead-inside-but-still-horny-card","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}