{"product_id":"fucks-i-have-to-give-bottle","title":"Fucks I Have to Give - Bottle of 15","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fucks I Have to Give bottle from Eldorado Trading Company provides a humorous way to manage stress.\u003c\/strong\u003e This novelty item contains 15 wooden 'fucks' housed within a 4.375-inch glass bottle, offering a lighthearted approach to letting go of worries. It serves as a unique gag gift for friends or personal stress relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis unique stress-relief item offers a playful escape from everyday anxieties. Unlike typical stress balls or journals, the Fucks I Have to Give bottle provides a tangible, albeit cheeky, representation of your concerns. Its compact size makes it a discreet desk accessory or a conversation-starting gift, encouraging a lighter perspective on life's challenges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTangible stress management — 15 high-quality wooden 'fucks' provide a physical outlet for frustration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous gag gift — guaranteed to elicit laughter and break the ice at any gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable glass bottle construction — stands 4.375 inches tall, designed for longevity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact and discreet — easily fits on a desk, shelf, or in a bag for on-the-go relief.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique conversation starter — a novel item that sparks amusement and discussion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContents:\u003c\/strong\u003e 15 Wooden 'Fucks'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContainer Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBottle Height:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.375 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndividual 'Fuck' Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bottle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking a humorous stress-relief tool, those who appreciate novelty gag gifts, and friends looking for a lighthearted present for someone who 'cares too much'. Ideal for office desks, home studies, or as a party icebreaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat exactly is inside this bottle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle contains 15 small, high-quality wooden pieces, each shaped to humorously represent a 'fuck' you have to give. It's designed as a lighthearted tool for managing stress and letting go of worries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this suitable as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This item is specifically designed as a novelty gag gift. It's perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a unique way to de-stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow big is the bottle and the pieces inside?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe glass bottle stands approximately 4.375 inches tall. The individual wooden 'fucks' are small and designed to fit comfortably within the bottle, serving as tangible tokens for your concerns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fucks I Have to Give bottle offers a unique, humorous approach to stress relief with 15 wooden pieces in a 4.375-inch glass container. A perfect gag gift for friends or personal use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Miscellaneous","offer_id":42527658704970,"sku":"LITCP-1144","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/LITCP-1144.jpg?v=1757960008","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/fucks-i-have-to-give-bottle","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}