{"product_id":"funny-soy-wax-candle","title":"Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle - Funny Candle 8 oz Soy Wax","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle by Eldorado Trading Company is an 8 oz soy wax novelty candle designed to bring humor to any space.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, this candle offers a burn time of over 40 hours and features a unique, attention-grabbing scent profile. It's an ideal, conversation-starting decor piece for those with a bold sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis novelty candle offers a distinct and humorous addition to your home decor, setting itself apart with its provocative name and artisanal craftsmanship. Unlike mass-produced candles, each 8 oz vessel is hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, ensuring a unique, rustic aesthetic. The blend of soy wax provides a clean, long-lasting burn of over 40 hours, making it a lasting statement piece that sparks conversation and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous 40+ hour burn time — enjoy extended use from the 8 oz soy wax fill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in Lancaster, PA — supports American craftsmanship and artisanal quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique, humorous text — designed to be a bold conversation starter and gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean-burning soy wax — eco-friendly and provides a more natural scent experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRustic aesthetic with a humorous twist — grabs attention and adds personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistinct scent profile — combines ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and musk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Soy Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Salty ocean breeze with hints of cardamom, orange, and soft musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.375\" L x 5.25\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking humorous home decor, gift-givers looking for unique novelty items, and those who appreciate artisanal, American-made products with a playful edge. Ideal for recipients with a strong sense of humor and an appreciation for conversation-starting pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long will this funny candle last?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 8 oz soy wax candle is designed for a long-lasting experience, offering over 40 hours of burn time. For optimal scent throw, it's best to burn the candle within one to two years of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does this candle smell like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features a unique scent profile that evokes a salty ocean breeze, complemented by notes of cardamom, orange, and soft musk, creating a fresh, mysterious, and mineral-rich aroma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I use this candle for massage or as a drip candle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, this candle is strictly intended as a decor or novelty item. The wax is not formulated for massage or drip candle purposes, as it can be too hot and stiff for such uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle features a 40+ hour burn time and a unique salty ocean breeze scent, hand-poured in the USA with 100% soy wax for a humorous, lasting statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Candles","offer_id":42527993725002,"sku":"GEGCAN-33","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/GEGCAN-33.jpg?v=1757959383","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/funny-soy-wax-candle","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}