{"product_id":"naughty-greeting-card","title":"Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card by Eldorado Trading Company offers a direct and humorous way to express desire.\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring a standard A2 size (4.25\" x 5.5\"), this card is crafted for adults who appreciate bold, explicit communication. It's ideal for intimate occasions or when you want to convey a clear, playful message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor those moments when subtlety isn't the goal, the Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card delivers an unmistakable message. This card bypasses polite suggestion for direct, adult-oriented humor. It's designed for individuals who prefer their intentions to be known upfront, making it a unique choice for anniversaries, birthdays, or simply to spice up a relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect adult humor — conveys bold, explicit messages with a playful tone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for easy handling and mailing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for gifting or sending.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSealed in plastic packaging — ensures pristine condition upon arrival.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for adult recipients — intended for those who appreciate blunt communication.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card and Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic Sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults seeking humorous and direct greeting cards for partners or significant others, individuals aged 21+ who appreciate risqué humor, and those looking for a unique way to express intimate desires on special occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the size of this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card is an A2 size, measuring 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. This is a standard card size, suitable for most envelopes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is included with this card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will receive the greeting card itself, along with a matching envelope. The card is also protected in a clear plastic packaging sleeve to keep it in excellent condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this card appropriate for all ages?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, this card features explicit adult humor and is intended for recipients aged 21 and over. It's designed for those who understand and appreciate direct, risqué communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card from Eldorado Trading Company offers a bold, A2-sized message for adult recipients. It includes a card and envelope, perfect for direct and humorous adult communication.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Any Occasion","offer_id":42526835146826,"sku":"KK-NK-BOX","price":3.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/KK-NK-BOX.jpg?v=1757890188","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/naughty-greeting-card","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}