{"product_id":"older-wiser-and-hornier-birthday-card","title":"Older, Wiser, \u0026 Hornier Birthday Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Older, Wiser, \u0026amp; Hornier Birthday Card from Eldorado Trading Company is a playful A2-sized greeting card designed for friends who embrace aging with humor.\u003c\/strong\u003e It features a pastel rainbow background and a bold, cheeky message, making it a memorable way to celebrate another year with a touch of adult fun and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis unique birthday card from Eldorado Trading Company is more than just a greeting; it's a statement for those who believe age brings both wisdom and a spirited zest for life. The blend of a sweet pastel rainbow design with a boldly humorous message makes it stand out from traditional birthday cards. It’s designed for individuals who don’t take themselves too seriously and appreciate a card that reflects their vibrant personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous adult sentiment — boldly declares \"Older, Wiser, \u0026amp; Hornier\" for a memorable birthday wish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharming pastel rainbow design — adds a touch of sweetness and visual appeal to the cheeky message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\", perfect for mailing or hand-delivery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for gifting right out of the package.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable cardstock construction — ensures the card holds its shape and feels substantial.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique novelty item — offers a refreshing alternative to generic birthday greetings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pastel rainbow background with bold text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals celebrating birthdays who have a great sense of humor, particularly those who are 30+, appreciate adult novelty items, and enjoy sending or receiving cards that are a bit cheeky and unconventional. Perfect for close friends, partners, or anyone who embraces aging with a playful spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this birthday card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard and convenient size for mailing through the postal service or for handing directly to the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the card come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Older, Wiser, \u0026amp; Hornier birthday card includes a matching envelope. This ensures you have everything you need to present the card as a gift right away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this card suitable for all friends?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is best suited for friends with a mature sense of humor who appreciate adult novelty items. It's designed to be cheeky and playful, so consider your friend's personality before choosing this particular greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Older, Wiser, \u0026amp; Hornier Birthday Card by Eldorado Trading Company offers a humorous A2-sized greeting with a pastel rainbow design. It’s the perfect way to send a memorable and cheeky birthday wish to friends who embrace aging with a playful spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Birthday","offer_id":42527695536202,"sku":"KK-NK-OLDERWISER","price":3.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/KK-NK-OLDERWISER.jpg?v=1760541884","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/older-wiser-and-hornier-birthday-card","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}