{"product_id":"orgasmic-greeting-card","title":"Orgasmic Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Orgasmic Greeting Card by Eldorado Trading Company is a bold, humorous A2-sized card designed for expressing intimate gratitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring striking typography and a red accent on a white background, this card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\". It's ideal for partners who appreciate a cheeky and direct way to acknowledge shared special moments, perfect for anniversaries or Valentine's Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card offers a uniquely direct and playful way to thank a partner for intimate experiences. Unlike generic thank-you cards, its bold typography and explicit message cut straight to the heart of shared passion. It's designed for those who appreciate humor and aren't afraid to express their deepest appreciation for their significant other's contributions to their pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirectly expresses intimate gratitude — features a bold \"Thanks for all the Orgasms\" message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStriking visual design — clean white background with bold typography and a red accent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous space for personalization — blank inside allows for a custom handwritten message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 size for easy framing — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for convenient display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready to gift with a coordinating envelope and protective plastic wrap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thanks for all the Orgasms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Couples celebrating anniversaries or special occasions, individuals seeking humorous and bold ways to express appreciation to their partner, and those who enjoy playful, adult-themed stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the exact size of this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Orgasmic Greeting Card is an A2 size, measuring precisely 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. This standard size makes it easy to frame or fit into various display settings after it's been received.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this card come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the card includes a matching envelope, so it's ready to be sent or presented. It also comes in protective plastic wrap to keep it in pristine condition until you're ready to use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I write my own message inside this card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. The inside of the Orgasmic Greeting Card is left blank, providing ample space for you to write a personal, heartfelt, or equally cheeky message. This allows for complete customization of your thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Orgasmic Greeting Card from Eldorado Trading Company offers a bold, humorous A2-sized message for intimate thanks. Featuring direct typography and a blank interior for personalization, it's a cheeky way to celebrate shared pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Any Occasion","offer_id":42527636127818,"sku":"KK-NK-ORGASMIC","price":3.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/KK-NK-ORGASMIC_65e2a501-3dfd-47e0-900c-4d0db23d58d5.jpg?v=1757916511","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/orgasmic-greeting-card","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}