{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-crayons","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons from Eldorado Trading Company offer a unique coloring experience with 24 distinct shades.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each crayon features a provocative name, contained within a playfully designed box. These novelty crayons are ideal for adult coloring books and serve as a memorable gift or party icebreaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your adult coloring sessions with the Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons, a collection designed for those with a penchant for humor and a touch of the audacious. These are not your childhood crayons; each stick boasts a bold, irreverent name, promising a conversation starter with every hue. The packaging itself is a work of art, featuring designs that are as witty as the crayon names within.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvocative color names — each crayon offers a unique, edgy identity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 distinct shades per pack — a wide palette for creative expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayfully designed packaging — a humorous and eye-catching presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect pairing for adult coloring books — enhances the creative process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMemorable gift option — ideal for unique occasions and gag gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun party activity — sparks conversation and laughter among guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCrayon Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity per pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHazardous Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e No\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults seeking novelty art supplies, individuals looking for unique gag gifts for friends with a sense of humor, and participants in adult coloring book communities who appreciate edgy and humorous themes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many crayons are in each box?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach box of Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons contains 24 unique crayons, offering a generous selection of colors for your creative projects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these crayons safe for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their provocative names and packaging. They are listed as non-hazardous, but the content is intended for mature audiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of names do the crayons have?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crayon names are intentionally bold and humorous, ranging from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue,' designed to be edgy and amusing for adult users.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons offer 24 uniquely named shades in playfully designed boxes, perfect for adult coloring enthusiasts and as a memorable, humorous gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Miscellaneous","offer_id":42528132923466,"sku":"WR-CRA-005","price":8.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/2180\/0522\/files\/WR-CRA-005_bf09f801-3b24-4f3c-8fc9-2859494bbc34.jpg?v=1757950840","url":"https:\/\/www.pleasuretrunk.com\/products\/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons","provider":"Pleasure Trunk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}