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Little Genie Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards w/Plastic Case
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The Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards from Eldorado Trading Company offer a unique blend of durability and humor for adult-oriented game nights. These cards are constructed from waterproof materials, ensuring they withstand spills and moisture, making them ideal for poolside or bar settings. Their bold design adds a playful element to any card game.

Elevate your game nights with a deck that doesn't shy away from boldness. Unlike standard playing cards that are easily damaged by moisture or spills, these cards are fully waterproof. This resilience makes them perfect for any setting, from a casual backyard barbecue to a lively bar gathering. The distinctive design ensures your game sessions are always memorable and filled with laughter.

Key Features

  • Unmatched durability for any environment — fully waterproof construction resists spills and moisture.
  • Bold, humorous design for adult entertainment — adds a playful touch to card games.
  • Standard playing card size for familiar handling — measures 3.125 inches in length.
  • Includes a protective plastic case for easy storage and transport.
  • Ideal for parties, bars, and poolside gatherings where spills are common.

Card Details

  • Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
  • Dimensions: 3.125" L
  • Material: Waterproof Plastic
  • Packaging: Plastic Case

Best for: Adults hosting parties or game nights, individuals who enjoy novelty items and humor, and those seeking durable playing cards for casual settings like bars or poolsides.

Common Questions

Are these cards really waterproof?

Yes, these playing cards are made from waterproof materials. You can confidently use them by the pool or during events where drinks might be spilled without worrying about damaging the deck.

What size are the cards?

The cards measure 3.125 inches in length, which is a standard playing card size. This ensures they feel familiar and comfortable to handle during gameplay.

What kind of case do they come in?

The Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards come in a protective plastic case. This case is designed for convenient storage and to keep your deck safe when not in use.

The Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards offer a humorous and durable solution for adult game nights. Measuring 3.125" L and made from waterproof plastic, they are built to last through any spills or splashes.

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