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Little Genie Fucks I Have to Give - Bottle of 15
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The Fucks I Have to Give bottle from Eldorado Trading Company provides a humorous way to manage stress. This novelty item contains 15 wooden 'fucks' housed within a 4.375-inch glass bottle, offering a lighthearted approach to letting go of worries. It serves as a unique gag gift for friends or personal stress relief.

This unique stress-relief item offers a playful escape from everyday anxieties. Unlike typical stress balls or journals, the Fucks I Have to Give bottle provides a tangible, albeit cheeky, representation of your concerns. Its compact size makes it a discreet desk accessory or a conversation-starting gift, encouraging a lighter perspective on life's challenges.

Key Features

  • Tangible stress management — 15 high-quality wooden 'fucks' provide a physical outlet for frustration.
  • Humorous gag gift — guaranteed to elicit laughter and break the ice at any gathering.
  • Durable glass bottle construction — stands 4.375 inches tall, designed for longevity.
  • Compact and discreet — easily fits on a desk, shelf, or in a bag for on-the-go relief.
  • Unique conversation starter — a novel item that sparks amusement and discussion.

Product Details

  • Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
  • Contents: 15 Wooden 'Fucks'
  • Container Material: Glass
  • Bottle Height: 4.375 inches
  • Individual 'Fuck' Material: Wood
  • Packaging: Bottle

Best for: Individuals seeking a humorous stress-relief tool, those who appreciate novelty gag gifts, and friends looking for a lighthearted present for someone who 'cares too much'. Ideal for office desks, home studies, or as a party icebreaker.

Common Questions

What exactly is inside this bottle?

The bottle contains 15 small, high-quality wooden pieces, each shaped to humorously represent a 'fuck' you have to give. It's designed as a lighthearted tool for managing stress and letting go of worries.

Is this suitable as a gift?

Absolutely. This item is specifically designed as a novelty gag gift. It's perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a unique way to de-stress.

How big is the bottle and the pieces inside?

The glass bottle stands approximately 4.375 inches tall. The individual wooden 'fucks' are small and designed to fit comfortably within the bottle, serving as tangible tokens for your concerns.

The Fucks I Have to Give bottle offers a unique, humorous approach to stress relief with 15 wooden pieces in a 4.375-inch glass container. A perfect gag gift for friends or personal use.

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