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Transform your space and lighten the mood with the Calm The Fuck Down - Funny Candle. This unique 8 oz soy wax candle not only fills your room with delightful fragrance but also delivers a hearty dose of humor that encourages relaxation and laughter.
Crafted with care in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, each candle is hand-poured using 100% soy wax, ensuring a clean and eco-friendly burn. With a rustic, artisanal look, these candles provide a generous 40+ hour burn time, allowing you to enjoy their light and scent for longer. The cheeky labeling adds a touch of personality, making it a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh while promoting a cozy atmosphere.
Dont miss out on the chance to brighten up your home or surprise a friend with this hilarious and functional decor piece. Grab your Calm The Fuck Down candle today and let the good vibes flow.
Product Details:
• These 8oz, USA-made candles boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment.

Sale price
$18.39
Regular price
$22.99
Crafted with care in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, each candle is hand-poured using 100% soy wax, ensuring a clean and eco-friendly burn. With a rustic, artisanal look, these candles provide a generous 40+ hour burn time, allowing you to enjoy their light and scent for longer. The cheeky labeling adds a touch of personality, making it a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh while promoting a cozy atmosphere.
Dont miss out on the chance to brighten up your home or surprise a friend with this hilarious and functional decor piece. Grab your Calm The Fuck Down candle today and let the good vibes flow.
Product Details:
• These 8oz, USA-made candles boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment.