Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 16 oz water-based lubricant by Eldorado Trading Company, formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose for a 5x thicker consistency than its clear counterpart. This pH-neutral personal moisturizer enhances comfort and glide during intimate moments, featuring Vitamin E and plant-sourced glycerin. It is FDA 510(k) approved and proudly made in the USA.
This luxury personal lubricant offers a noticeably richer texture, providing superior cushion and comfort. The enhanced viscosity from its natural hydroxyethylcellulose thickener ensures a long-lasting, silky glide, making it ideal for extended use. Unlike thinner formulas, Fuck Water Thick’s density reduces the need for frequent reapplication, maintaining a smooth, comforting sensation throughout your experience.
Key Features
- Enhanced cushion and comfort — 5x thicker formula with hydroxyethylcellulose for superior glide.
- Moisturizing benefits — Infused with Vitamin E and plant-sourced glycerin for a silky feel.
- Gentle on sensitive skin — Water-based, pH-neutral, and fragrance-free for soft tissue protection.
- Condom and toy compatible — Safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms, and all toy materials.
- Long-lasting slickness — Apply and go technology provides a durable, comforting layer.
- Easy cleanup — Washes off skin and fabrics with simple soap and water.
Product Details
- Brand: Fuck Water
- Volume: 16 oz
- Base: Water-Based
- Key Thickener: Hydroxyethylcellulose
- Added Ingredients: Glycerin, Vitamin E Acetate
- Fragrance: Fragrance-Free
- Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved
- Packaging: Bottle
Best for: Designed for individuals and couples seeking a premium, long-lasting personal lubricant for extended intimate sessions, users who prefer a thicker, more cushioned feel, and those prioritizing gentle, body-safe ingredients compatible with latex condoms and adult toys.
Common Questions
How is this lubricant different from the clear version?
Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose, making it five times thicker than the standard Fuck Water Clear. This enhanced viscosity provides extra cushion and a more substantial, comforting glide during intimate moments.
Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms and toys?
Yes, this water-based lubricant is pH-neutral and safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It's also completely toy friendly, meaning it won't degrade silicone or other common adult toy materials.
How do I clean up this lubricant?
Cleanup is straightforward. Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O easily washes off skin and fabrics with simple soap and water, leaving no sticky residue.
Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a luxuriously thick, water-based glide with Vitamin E and plant-derived glycerin. This 16 oz FDA 510(k) approved formula provides superior cushion and comfort, safely compatible with condoms and toys.