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Eldorado Trading Company's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a premium, water-based lubricant designed for enhanced comfort and glide during intimate moments. This formula is five times thicker than its clear counterpart, featuring hydroxyethylcellulose for superior cushioning. It is pH neutral and FDA 510(k) approved, proudly made in the USA.

Experience a new standard in intimate lubrication with Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O. Unlike standard formulas, this luxury lube boasts a 5x thicker consistency due to its natural hydroxyethylcellulose thickener, providing exceptional cushion and prolonged glide. Its water-based, pH-neutral formulation ensures compatibility with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms, as well as all toy materials, offering peace of mind and versatile use.

Key Features

  • Enhanced glide and cushion — 5x thicker than clear formulas with natural hydroxyethylcellulose.
  • Moisturizing comfort — Infused with Vitamin E for added skin nourishment.
  • Soft tissue protection — Formulated without desensitizers for sensitive areas.
  • Condom and toy compatible — Safe for use with natural latex, polyisoprene condoms, and all toys.
  • Silky smooth application — Pure plant-source glycerin creates a slick, comforting layer.
  • Fragrance-free and easy cleanup — Washes off skin and bedding effortlessly.

Product Details

  • Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
  • Formula: Water-Based, pH Neutral
  • Thickening Agent: Hydroxyethylcellulose (Natural)
  • Key Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Vitamin E Acetate
  • Volume: 2 oz
  • Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved
  • Origin: Made in USA

Best for: Designed for individuals and couples seeking a premium, long-lasting lubricant for enhanced intimacy, users who prefer thicker formulations for superior cushioning, and those prioritizing body-safe, condom-compatible products.

Common Questions

How is this lube different from the clear Fuck Water formula?

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is five times thicker than the standard clear formula, thanks to the addition of natural hydroxyethylcellulose. This provides a more substantial, cushioned glide for extended comfort during intimate activities.

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms and sex toys?

Yes, this water-based lubricant is pH neutral and formulated to be compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms, as well as all types of sex toys. It's designed for safe and versatile use.

How do I clean this lubricant off?

Cleanup is simple and effortless. Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O washes off easily with soap and water from both skin and bedding, leaving no residue.

Eldorado Trading Company's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a 5x thicker, pH-neutral water-based formula with Vitamin E for enhanced comfort and glide. FDA 510(k) approved and made in the USA.

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