The Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle by Eldorado Trading Company is an 8 oz soy wax novelty candle designed to bring humor to any space. Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, this candle offers a burn time of over 40 hours and features a unique, attention-grabbing scent profile. It's an ideal, conversation-starting decor piece for those with a bold sense of humor.
This novelty candle offers a distinct and humorous addition to your home decor, setting itself apart with its provocative name and artisanal craftsmanship. Unlike mass-produced candles, each 8 oz vessel is hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, ensuring a unique, rustic aesthetic. The blend of soy wax provides a clean, long-lasting burn of over 40 hours, making it a lasting statement piece that sparks conversation and laughter.
Key Features
- Generous 40+ hour burn time — enjoy extended use from the 8 oz soy wax fill.
- Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA — supports American craftsmanship and artisanal quality.
- Unique, humorous text — designed to be a bold conversation starter and gift.
- Clean-burning soy wax — eco-friendly and provides a more natural scent experience.
- Rustic aesthetic with a humorous twist — grabs attention and adds personality.
- Distinct scent profile — combines ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and musk.
Candle Details
- Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
- Materials: 100% Soy Wax
- Size: 8 oz
- Burn Time: 40+ Hours
- Origin: USA
- Scent: Salty ocean breeze with hints of cardamom, orange, and soft musk
- Dimensions: 4.375" L x 5.25" H
Best for: Individuals seeking humorous home decor, gift-givers looking for unique novelty items, and those who appreciate artisanal, American-made products with a playful edge. Ideal for recipients with a strong sense of humor and an appreciation for conversation-starting pieces.
Common Questions
How long will this funny candle last?
This 8 oz soy wax candle is designed for a long-lasting experience, offering over 40 hours of burn time. For optimal scent throw, it's best to burn the candle within one to two years of purchase.
What does this candle smell like?
It features a unique scent profile that evokes a salty ocean breeze, complemented by notes of cardamom, orange, and soft musk, creating a fresh, mysterious, and mineral-rich aroma.
Can I use this candle for massage or as a drip candle?
No, this candle is strictly intended as a decor or novelty item. The wax is not formulated for massage or drip candle purposes, as it can be too hot and stiff for such uses.
The Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle features a 40+ hour burn time and a unique salty ocean breeze scent, hand-poured in the USA with 100% soy wax for a humorous, lasting statement piece.