The Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card from Eldorado Trading Company offers a unique blend of humor and intimacy. This A2-sized card features a playful message and includes a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes, making it a complete package for adding excitement to special occasions. The included vibrator uses LR44 AG13 batteries.
Elevate your gifting with a card that's as fun as it is intimate. This isn't just a greeting card; it's an invitation to shared pleasure. The playful "Dick Don't Kill My Vibe" message sets a cheeky tone, while the integrated Rock Candy vibrator provides a discreet yet exciting enhancement for personal enjoyment. It's the perfect way to send a message that truly stands out.
Key Features
- Playful message for a cheeky greeting — "Dick Don't Kill My Vibe" adds humor to any occasion.
- Integrated personal massager — the Rock Candy vibrator offers discreet stimulation.
- Convenient cleansing included — Fresh Vibes towelettes ensure freshness.
- Complete gift package — card, vibrator, and wipes are all in one convenient bag.
- Standard A2 card size — measures 4.25" x 5.5" with a matching envelope.
Product Details
- Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
- Vibrator Battery Type: LR44 AG13
- Towelette Ingredients: Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Disodium Lauramphodiaceate, Poloxamer 184, Decyl Glucoside, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Thymol, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantoin, Triethanolamine
- Packaging: Bag
Best for: Individuals looking for a humorous and intimate gift for a partner, couples seeking to add excitement to their relationship, and shoppers wanting a unique greeting card for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because.
Common Questions
What's included in the Dick Don't Kill My Vibe card package?
This package includes the "Dick Don't Kill My Vibe" greeting card with a playful message, a Rock Candy bullet vibrator attached, and a Fresh Vibes towelette for a complete experience.
What kind of batteries does the vibrator use?
The included Rock Candy vibrator uses standard LR44 AG13 button cell batteries, which are commonly available.
Is the vibrator safe to use with other lubricants?
The towelettes are designed for freshness, but the vibrator itself is generally compatible with water-based lubricants. Avoid silicone-based lubricants, as they can degrade the material over time.
The Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card from Eldorado Trading Company offers a playful message with an integrated Rock Candy vibrator and cleansing towelette, perfect for adding a spark to any occasion.